Live · @bruder_180 just got flashed on the A3

Instagram, but the
Polizei take the
photos for you.

Blitzergram is the social network for everyone who's been photographed by a German speed camera. €200 and 4 punkte gets you the blue tick.

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AS SEEN ON BILD · BUNDESKASSE · A3 · your insurance

9:42 5G

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bruder_180 ✓

A3 · Köln · gerade eben

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BG · 180 · 26

09:42:17 187 km/h +67 km/h

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1,847 Brudern haben das geliked

bruder_180 180 durch die nacht, auf der autobahn, bu hayat hızlı 🌙 #blitzergram #a3 #bruderschaft180

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14,892

Bruders flashed today

€2.1M

Sent to Bundeskasse

180.7

Avg km/h on the platform

4.2★

App Store · "extremely illegal"

— The Spilka manifesto —

"Du postest deinen Arsch auf Instagram,
Polizei sucht meine Bilder auf Blitzergram.

Hundertachtzig durch die Nacht, auf der Autobahn,
Bu hayat hızlı, Bruder, keiner hält mich an."

SPILKA · Blitzergram, 2026 · Suno on canvas

How it works

Three steps. Two of them are technically illegal.

01 · DRIVE
Get in the car.

G63, Audi A6, Sprinter, or your aunt's Polo with one functioning headlight. Pick any Autobahn. Floor it.
02 · FLASH
Get flashed.

The Polizei have already mounted a 24MP DSLR for you, every 800 meters, free of charge. They will email it to your mom.
03 · POST
Post it.

Upload your Bußgeldbescheid. The community decides if it deserves the algorithm. Most do.

Features

Everything Instagram has — but the photos are court evidence.

FILTER PACKS

Köln Noir. Snow Blizzard A7. 30-Zone Tempelhof Cinematic.

Color-grade a photograph already taken by the state. Six included. Three more after the next Verkehrsministerium reshuffle.

Köln Noir Autobahn at Night Tempelhof 30 Snow Blizzard A7 Bavarian Dawn Schwarz zu Blau

STORIES

4-week stories.

Most platforms expire stories in 24h. Ours expire when your court date arrives.

VERIFIED

Blue tick — Raser.

Unlocked at €500 cumulative fines or 8 points in Flensburg. Comes with a free Bruder badge.

LIVE LOCATIONS

Hot-spot Blitzer map.

Pinned cams across DACH + CH + AT, updated by the community. Yes, this is a snitching engine. Yes, we know.

AUTOCAPTION

Caption generator in dialect.

Inputs: speed, road, points, time of night. Output, every time:
"180 durch die Nacht, keiner hält mich an."

Plans

No subscriptions. The Bundeskasse handles billing.

FREE

€0,00/forever

Risk-free. Mostly.

Unlimited Blitzer posts
Köln Noir filter
Public profile (visible to your insurance)
One friend named Bruder included
Verified ✓ tick
30+ km/h overrun mode

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BUNDESKASSE FAVOURITE

VERIFIED

€200+ 4 punkte

Payable on receipt of the Bußgeldbescheid.

Everything in Free
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All filter packs unlocked
MPU prep workbook (PDF)
One sympathetic comment from Mutti
Telegram group: Bruderschaft 180

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LIFETIME

~~€20,90~~ €0,10domain clearance

You missed it. Sorry, Bruder.

Owns blitzergram.com forever
Hangs in the Louvre — Salle Denon
"Blitz" and "Gram" — high-value keywords
Avg sale price CHF 1,471 · CHF 1,322
Already taken (by us)

Sold

Acquired by the Polizei, A3 Richtung Hamburg

Blitzergram

Hundertachtzig
durch die Nacht.

SPILKA

Blitzergram, 2026 · Suno on canvas

On loan from the Bundeskasse

FAQ

Frequently flashed questions.

Is this a real social network?+

It is real to the extent that the Polizei consider it real, which appears to be 4 punkte real.

Does it work in Switzerland?+

The penalties are in CHF and you will lose your license at 30 km/h over. Otherwise, identical.

Why is one of the lyrics in Turkish?+

Because Bu hayat hızlı, Bruder. If we have to explain it, the song wasn't written for you.

Can I take my own Blitzer photos?+

You can, but they don't count. Self-flashing is not recognized by the Bundeskasse and will not earn you the ✓ tick. We respect the craft.

Where can I hear the song?+

Suno drop pending. Spilka is in the studio. Reference stack: Robin Schulz "Prayer in C", Seeed "Ding", Peter Fox "Schwarz zu Blau".

Are you in trouble for this?+

No comment. Forwarded from: Alex Malikov.